I Had My First Viral Tweet - Here Are My Favorite Replies


 
Wow. There it is. My first tweet that broke the internet. And gee-wiz was it a throw-away tweet. I literally just looked up a picture of Tylenol PMs and tweeted from the comfort of my own bed. I wasn't even motivated enough to get up and take the photo myself.

This obviously stems from the recent announcement that Tylenol causes autism if a mother takes it while they are pregnant, something that doctors were recommending for years.

What do hundreds of scientists not see that RFK Jr sees? Who knows. What I DO know is that people responded to my tweet above with very calm and normal responses. So here are my top 5 responses from my very normal Twitter counterparts:

(WARNING: I KNOW THESE ARE ALL MOST LIKELY BOTS. LETS JUST PRETEND THEY ARE REALY PEOPLE)

5. 

Just a simple one to start off the Top 5 here, but comments like these are funny. I picture a person sitting in a coffee shop just being DEVASTATED at the thought of this tweet and just BEGGING God that this isn't real. I completely reuined Blah Myah Nyah Crah's perception of reality. And for that, I apologize.

4. 

Nothing much to say here. Just a flat out scientific fact from @shortbusryder.

3. 

Matt Brash, what the heck??? My WIFE IS PREGNANT.

Also, what if I was extremely impressionable? What if I read this and FORCED my wife to chug some martinis with me. And then my baby came out as a MARINERS FAN. HA!


2.

I am still getting to the bottom of this one. I can't tell if he is telling me that autism is cured at age 40, or if it takes exactly 40 years to teach somebody with autism to wipe their ass. Only time will tell.

1. 

Classic Phyllis just looking out for my own good. Also, the Tylenol tweet from 2017 was taken completely out of context, according to Tylenol themselves.



That's it! Let me know what you think of these rankings. I love you.

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