LIV Golf? More Like LIAR Golf, amirite?

If you're reading this, I'm sure you've heard the news that has rocked the sports world. International sports conglomerate LIV Golf has announced that it will switch its golf tournament format from a 3 round, 54 hole tournament to a 4 round, 72 hole tournament. 

Now why does this change make LIV Golf a straight up liar? Well a significant amount of people seem to not know that LIV Golf is named because LIV is the roman numeral for 54. That's right. LIV Golf is now LXXII Golf. Think about all of the little Cleeks or Torque GC (yes those are real team names) fans going to their parents wondering why the hell this historic format has been changed without a single warning. For some extremely advanced 3 year olds out there, this is all they can remember.


Some may be saying that LIV has gone too far with this. In fact, a tweet from Jamie Kennedy shows that of the 48 LIV players that voted on whether to move to 72 holes or not, only 3 of them were in favor. These guys thought they signed up for a league that focuses on less golf, more money, and more noise. They didn't sign up for this 4 day tournament bullshit. Next thing, you'll tell me we're getting rid of shorts... Now THAT would be too far. Not the destroying of all history in a sport that is built on tradition. Not the (ALLEGED) linking to some pretty serious terrorist attacks on American soil. Not the killing of a reporter that could be considered a war crime.


No. Its the shorts.

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